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Dear Hubby,

Why are you still awake?  The kids are asleep and I’m completely ignoring you over here on my PC.  You asked earlier if we could have sex tonight and I said “we’ll see.” Don’t you know me well enough by now to know that that is a NO?  So, an hour ago, you said you were tired and going to bed.  I asked if you could get up with the kids tomorrow since Puddin’ Pop fell asleep at 5:30 and will probably be up at 5:30 am (for the 3rd time this week, she’s trying to stop taking naps), and I still had some work to do and would be up quite late.  I also reminded you that your excuse of me going to bed before you (therefore I should get up with kids) has NOT been the case for the last 3 weeks or more.  You said you would go to bed so you could get up.  You went up, then came back down, and now I feel as though we are trying to see who can outlast the other.  I’m exhausted and want to go to bed, but I will not give you that satisfaction.  I am sleeping in tomorrow!  You will need to get up with the kids, get them breakfast, get them dressed, and get them outside to play.  I will be sleeping.  I know I say this at least once every 2 months and get up by 8:00 anyway, but tomorrow I will not!  Go to bed!

xoxo

Wifey

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